Pretty in Purple

I have this gorgeous purple silk dress from Banana Republic that I have yet to wear. I had planned to wear it to a wedding a couple weeks ago, but alas it was lumpy when draped over my form. So now I've entered it into the Too Tight rotation. I'd love to wear this dress for my birthday outing in August. While it's my goal to wear it out for my birthday, if it still isn't fitting right I'm committed to keep on until I not only reach that goal, but several others after it.

I didn't have time to snap a pic of me in the dress this morning before work, so here's a pic of what the dress is *supposed* to look like:

I'm also trying out a new blogging schedule to keep me on track:

Post after every WW meeting (my mtg is on Tues. night)

Friday Too Tight Dress try-on

Occasional posts with randomness

Day three on WW & kickin' arse! Happy Friday, everyone!

Brace Yourself

Um. Well. I went to WW tonight. Man, this is bad. I can not believe what I saw on the scale tonight. Shocked me to my blobby core. I knew it was gonna be bad. You really can't partake in the huge consumption of alcohol and late-night fast food without gaining some serious chunkage. 

You're dying to know, aren't you?? You might want to sit down. Hell, go ahead and drink half a bottle of wine too. No wait, that's what I should've done! So here it is. REALLY STARTING OVER. It's like I said earlier today on another blog:

Who cares how many times you start over as long as you're still trying?!

So here are my new companions:

And here is the reason why I need those WW tools --

222.2 pounds

Can you effin' believe it?! I know I sure as shat couldn't! And yet, I'm not suicidal. In fact, I haven't felt this optimistic and healthy in a long time. I'm off to review my new WW literature & pack my lunch & gym bag for tomorrow!

The Glam Is Back In Town!

I have no idea what I've been doing. Scratch that. I do know what I've been doing. Lots of shenanigans and debauchery, that's what!

Before you read any further, I must warn you. If you held the former belief that I was a well-behaved member of society, please stop reading. You will be disappointed and I will probably lose your blogship.

There's been a major lack of blogging on my end for a couple reasons:

1. I got sick of hearing the sound of my own voice, er typing. Whine, whine, fat, exercise, blah blah blah

2. Shit happens & most of it has happened to me in the last 6 months

3. I've become a lazy ass

4. but only when it comes to exercise & eating right

5. instead I have been staying out ALL night, drinking excessively & participating in SEXtracurricular activities.

6. I've even had to call in to work a couple time because I got in waaaaay to late (or early?) the night before!

Bad, bad girl. The good news:

1. The appeal of being a rebel is wearing off - right around the time I puked in some random guy's bathroom sink. hot

2. I finally have professional help. All the shiz from the last 6 months, coupled with my bad behavior needed to be addressed. Addressing

3. I'm going back to Weight Watchers tonight. The meetings and cattle line are in order.

4. I'm happy. I know strange, right? But I am. I've had several years of life experience crammed into about 6 months. I survived & came out happier and little bit wiser.

And now it's back to square one. When I had a setback last fall, I never really recovered. I felt like I FAILED big time & never quite got my mojo back. So I'm  wiping the slate clean. Starting over in every sense of the cliched word.

And I missed you guys! You're like the best therapy and blogging friends a socially retarded blogger could ask for! ;)