The Glam Is Back In Town!

I have no idea what I've been doing. Scratch that. I do know what I've been doing. Lots of shenanigans and debauchery, that's what!

Before you read any further, I must warn you. If you held the former belief that I was a well-behaved member of society, please stop reading. You will be disappointed and I will probably lose your blogship.

There's been a major lack of blogging on my end for a couple reasons:

1. I got sick of hearing the sound of my own voice, er typing. Whine, whine, fat, exercise, blah blah blah

2. Shit happens & most of it has happened to me in the last 6 months

3. I've become a lazy ass

4. but only when it comes to exercise & eating right

5. instead I have been staying out ALL night, drinking excessively & participating in SEXtracurricular activities.

6. I've even had to call in to work a couple time because I got in waaaaay to late (or early?) the night before!

Bad, bad girl. The good news:

1. The appeal of being a rebel is wearing off - right around the time I puked in some random guy's bathroom sink. hot

2. I finally have professional help. All the shiz from the last 6 months, coupled with my bad behavior needed to be addressed. Addressing

3. I'm going back to Weight Watchers tonight. The meetings and cattle line are in order.

4. I'm happy. I know strange, right? But I am. I've had several years of life experience crammed into about 6 months. I survived & came out happier and little bit wiser.

And now it's back to square one. When I had a setback last fall, I never really recovered. I felt like I FAILED big time & never quite got my mojo back. So I'm  wiping the slate clean. Starting over in every sense of the cliched word.

And I missed you guys! You're like the best therapy and blogging friends a socially retarded blogger could ask for! ;)